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odair:

if u dont read my tags man you are missing out on some quality commentary 

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Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal in your ask

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Minha vida atingiu um novo nível de felicidade: eu fiz a giuli ouvir Gustavo Lima.

dearloserchris:

teejaypinetree:

She wants the (ph)D

Not with that technique: no gloves, safety glasses, fume hood; the volume in the erlenmeyer flask is not suitable for what the flask allows; and the fumes from the left vessel are dangerously close to her nasal orifice. The only D she is asking for is Disaster

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vulcanizemecaptain:

TOTES FINE.

Haha okay XD I dunno it seems to be working alright?

Hes 18, and I try really hard not to patronize him.. but he is a really dumb 18 year old boy…

Did you tell her I’m your sister? because then my answer would make a lot of sense, you know?

But to be an older sister is easy: you anoy your brother to the point is almost hating you. Then you do something nice to show you actually like/love him. 

My sister does that and I haven’t killed her yet. I guess it works…

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fishingboatproceeds:

(Rebloggable by request.)

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caleia:

caleia:

caleia:

caleia:

caleia:

im exploring the darkest depths of the internet

im going to do this

theres no going back now

fUCK

if i dont survive

tell my mother i love her

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